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| You are in a big boat, (dudes are in the boat with their wife, kid, and mom; girls are in the boat with their dad, husband, and kid) and Moby Dick comes up and eats half the boat. Thus the other half of the boat is sinking really fast, so fast that it's sucking everything down with it. This boat has an air cannon because there's a circus on board, like a floating Marriot or something, and the cannon can only be fired from the inside, and you're the only cannoneer aboard. Two people can fit in this cannon, and it takes five minutes to prep it for reach shot, but fortunately you find it is already primed and ready to fire. Now, your three people are right there with you; who will you decide to fire to safety along with yourself? (Note that despite the small size of your kid, they won't fit in the cannon along with two adults.)
(The cannon can only be fired from the inside, and you're the only one that can fire it, so you have to be one of the those that live) Just humor me and we'll see what becomes of this. | | |
| Ok, so about 20 people have died and a bunch have gotten sick off of some spinach that had E coli on it. Well, I just found that the name of the company that had the tainted greens is "Natural Selection Foods." Hows that for irony! | | |
| No, Oregone is not how a foo spells Oregon, it's this... shoot, if you need a laugh, or even want one, go to this website and read even a paragraph of what they state as fact. It might make you sad actually, but I laughed, a lot. http://www.orgoneblasters.com/ And don't forget to send your check to www.imafoo.com where you too can buy your very own alien and demon repelling Oregone blocks... Actually this crazy's website is www.sherryshriner.com, but imafoo.com would be more accurate. | | |
| Yeah, the title's a stretch, but suck it up, it's all I could come up with. And unlike the Empire, I'm going to win, just so ya know. Things have changed since the last Greek-related post, I now know that I have a 56% in the class, but I also know that five percent is nothin' and I'm going to at least pass. I'm shooting for a C actually, but fo sho we're gonna pass this sucka. So anway, things other than Greek are going pretty well too. For example I now have the church picked out that I'll be interning in, and we'll be figuring out what us interns will be doing this Wednesday when we meet with the head pastor. I have no idea what's ahead, but I'm quite sure it'll be good. nathan | | |
| Greek is bad, don't ever take it unless you're an idiot. Ok, now that's settled we can move on a bit. It is a "highly inflected language." That means it's crazy-complicated, don't ever take it unless you have no other demanding classes, and need to. I dunno if I need to or not, I'm going to see if I can drop it Monday. Anyway, I can do it if I need to, I'll just need a group to work with. | | |
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